shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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