soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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