woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
not ubering you a puppy