I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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