Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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