I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night