we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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