I hope mine doesn't look like that
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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