Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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