At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just had sex on a roof
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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