Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Someone shit on the floor
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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