She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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