we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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