She is in my trunk
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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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