Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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