Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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