Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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