Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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