Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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