Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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