real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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