i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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