they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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