My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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