Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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