Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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