you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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