i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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