i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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