I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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