I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.