nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
