The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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