I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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