i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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