does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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