So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
that is very illegal...i love you.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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