Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
