Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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