Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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