Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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