Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
this just has baby written all over it
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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