I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
one two three fourrrrnication!
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Randomize