i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm going to jail i love you
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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