But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I faked an abortion last night.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?