he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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