Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.