I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.