he wants to bone in the snuggie
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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