People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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