Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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