5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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